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1969 C/K CST · 11-29-2005, 10:31 AM

Definitly not the truck for this guy.

nu2-72 · 11-29-2005, 10:44 AM

I want that truck. It is the twin to mine. Now, how do I get it here?

roughedup72 · 11-29-2005, 11:18 AM

wish like hell I had it,I could really use the fenders and doors.

juliedenise67 · 11-29-2005, 12:31 PM

Ebay gets all kinds. Once I was looking for a truck, and in every single picture of the truck was a girl spread-eagle on various parts of the truck. I always look for trucks with girls on them. Don't the trucks run better that way?

red71cheyenne · 11-29-2005, 12:57 PM

nu2-72, I won't be coming home to MO any time soon, but if you want to buy it I can store it here at the house til we can find a way to get it to you. I know how that guy feels tho. Sometimes the hits just keep on coming. Jeff.

*screamin_c102* · 11-29-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juliedenise67

Ebay gets all kinds. Once I was looking for a truck, and in every single picture of the truck was a girl spread-eagle on various parts of the truck. I always look for trucks with girls on them. Don't the trucks run better that way?

I remember that one, I think, the truck was almost as homely as the girl.

BigMike · 11-29-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by screamin_c10

I remember that one, I think, the truck was almost as homely as the girl.

I saw that one too (or at least one of the spreads like it). Hmmm...Truck? Girl?....Truck? Girl?....Truck? Girl? I'll take the truck please

Mike

nu2-72 · 11-29-2005, 08:49 PM

PM sent to red71cheyenne

Americanrider · 11-30-2005, 11:53 PM

I almost had it for 260.... then someone sniped me with 5 seconds to go and took it for 265

I think it was WES, oh well, guess I just have to find another!

jostrans68 · 12-01-2005, 12:04 AM

wes got it

phantom dually · 12-01-2005, 12:06 AM

The one about the pants is freakin funny as hell.

Nik · 12-01-2005, 12:13 AM

I feel the guys pain, I had a 71 Custom Camper that I redid the heads on 3 or 4 time. !st time I had a miss so I pulled them and had them gone thru, then I had to re pull them when one hardened seat disappered (damn machine shop didn't install properly), then I didn't get the head gasket on right, so I pulled the whole motor and rebuilt everything, yada yada yada. I finally get it all done and the hail storm comes thru and totals out the body.

Nik

**68SWB4x4** · 12-01-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 67c10step

No Link, but was it this one by chance. This is pretty funny

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8335653541

damn thats a good deal to bad there not my size

Mongo · 12-01-2005, 01:57 AM

Look like Wess won that one

**Canadian694x4** · 12-01-2005, 02:21 AM

Pants auction was down right Hilarious! Funny Stuff.

ChevLoRay · 12-01-2005, 01:18 PM

....and, it sold for $265. Sure is orange, ain't it? Same type of interior in my truck.....frayed and dirty. Well worth what was paid, if the buyer has any talent at all. The description text was good reading.

**Classic Heartbeat** · 12-01-2005, 01:43 PM

Yep, I got it... Like I need another..lol Realy though, the truck is just 3 miles from my place so I ran ove and looked at it befor I bid it. It is a pretty solid old truck. I actualy bought it for my son who will be 16 years old in just over a month, and we haven't gotten a whole lot of work done on his little short box I have sitting here for him. I am going to pull the 3 speed manual out of it and slap in an automatic. Clean it up, make it safe and tell him I will turn the title over to him when I see his high school diploma. Anyway, he will be suprized because I haven't even told him about it yet..lol WES www.ClassicHeartbeat.com

Mongo · 12-01-2005, 01:46 PM

Wow He's 16 already?? last time I remember he was 8 or 9 I think. Thats when I had the 66. Damn how time flys.

Wootdog · 12-01-2005, 03:21 PM

I don't care what you say that is funny. I needed that. Kerry

**Classic Heartbeat** · 12-01-2005, 03:29 PM

Ya, They do grow up...

Here is a picture of him and his shorty that is still 3 or 4 years old...

70rs/ss · 12-01-2005, 03:51 PM

The d@mn thing sold for $200 ish bones!! I thought it started out @$600? He must have dropped the price. I think it has a 67-8 hood on it too? I'd have bought a plane ticket for that price. Couldda, shouldda, outta have, OH WELL

fastwillie 696969 · 12-01-2005, 05:14 PM

i would jump all over that truck for sure

**Classic Heartbeat** · 12-01-2005, 07:39 PM

No, It has the original 72 hood on ot. Someone rattle canned some primer on the front of it. WES www.ClassicHeartbeat.com

**Classic Heartbeat** · 12-01-2005, 07:49 PM

See here they are together...lol

Spoof · 12-02-2005, 12:13 AM

nice dash pad tho.

11-29-2005, 10:31 AM	#26
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11-29-2005, 10:44 AM	#27
nu2-72 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Amazonia, Mo. USA Posts: 2,821	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off I want that truck. It is the twin to mine. Now, how do I get it here? __________________ 72 3/4 4x4 350 4spd 72 3/4 4x4 350 auto 2004 Duramax Silverado 4x4 2006 Duramax Crew cab 4x4 2010 Harley Ultra Limited 2011 Harley Street Glide

11-29-2005, 11:18 AM	#28
roughedup72 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: south carolina Posts: 658	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off wish like hell I had it,I could really use the fenders and doors.

11-29-2005, 12:31 PM	#29
juliedenise67 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: illinois Posts: 1	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Ebay gets all kinds. Once I was looking for a truck, and in every single picture of the truck was a girl spread-eagle on various parts of the truck. I always look for trucks with girls on them. Don't the trucks run better that way?

11-29-2005, 12:57 PM	#30
red71cheyenne Back in the sticks Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Fordland, MO Posts: 3,188	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off nu2-72, I won't be coming home to MO any time soon, but if you want to buy it I can store it here at the house til we can find a way to get it to you. I know how that guy feels tho. Sometimes the hits just keep on coming. Jeff. __________________ 1971 Cheyenne C-10 w/700R4 and Tuned Port Injection 1969 K5 Blazer w/Tuned Port 2010 2SS/RS Flaming Orange Camaro 2011 K1500 Suburban 2014 K1500 Pickup 2008 Nissan Altima? The wifes' hoopty

11-29-2005, 08:49 PM	#33
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11-30-2005, 11:53 PM	#34
Americanrider Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NW, WA. Posts: 1,421	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off I almost had it for 260.... then someone sniped me with 5 seconds to go and took it for 265 I think it was WES, oh well, guess I just have to find another!

12-01-2005, 12:04 AM	#35
jostrans68 Jostrans68 Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Bloomington indiana Posts: 1,182	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off wes got it __________________ [CGTW Member former 67-72 now with a 96 silverado

12-01-2005, 12:06 AM	#36
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12-01-2005, 12:13 AM	#37
Nik Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hobbs Posts: 9	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off I feel the guys pain, I had a 71 Custom Camper that I redid the heads on 3 or 4 time. !st time I had a miss so I pulled them and had them gone thru, then I had to re pull them when one hardened seat disappered (damn machine shop didn't install properly), then I didn't get the head gasket on right, so I pulled the whole motor and rebuilt everything, yada yada yada. I finally get it all done and the hail storm comes thru and totals out the body. Nik

12-01-2005, 01:57 AM	#39
Mongo YES_____NO Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Somewhere in the vicinity of betelgeuse Posts: 7,351	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Look like Wess won that one __________________ People many not remember what you said or what you did, but they will remember the way you made them feel. - unknown Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai 1984 Help support the board

12-01-2005, 02:21 AM	#40
Canadian694x4 Born To Lose Club Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta/Oxenden, Ontario, Great White North Posts: 13,308	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Pants auction was down right Hilarious! Funny Stuff. __________________ Brian Smith - "Born To Lose" 1969 Chevrolet K10 LWB Fleetside - Proud Owner For 22 Yrs - 1 of 208 Built & Sold In Canada!- 283 V8/350TH/NP208, 2" All Spring Lift, 32" Good Year MT/R's. 1972 GMC K2500 Custom LWB Fleetside - Proud Owner For 3 Yrs - 1 of 571 Built & Sold In Canada! - 350 V8/SM465/NP205, 4” Rough Country Lift, 33” Interco TSL Thornbirds 2007.5 GMC Sierra SLE 2500HD 4x4 - Proud Owner For 17 Yrs- 6.6L V8 Duramax Diesel/Allison 1000, 2" Lift, 33" Mickey Thompson MTZ's. 2008 Yamaha Raptor 700r - Proud Owner For 15 Yrs - ITP Mud Lites. 2015 John Deere 1025R - Proud Owner For 8 Yrs - 24HP Diesel/H120/54D/260B/SB1154.

12-01-2005, 01:18 PM	#41
ChevLoRay Old Skool Club Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Benton, AR "The Heart of Arkansas" Posts: 10,880	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off ....and, it sold for $265. Sure is orange, ain't it? Same type of interior in my truck.....frayed and dirty. Well worth what was paid, if the buyer has any talent at all. The description text was good reading. __________________ Member Nr. 2770 '96 GMC Sportside; 4.3/SLT - Daily driven....constantly needs washed. '69 C-10 SWB; 350/TH400 - in limbo The older I get, the better I was.

12-01-2005, 01:43 PM	#42
Classic Heartbeat Project Junkie! Fishing Poor!! Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Olympia,Wa. 98512 Posts: 10,768	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Yep, I got it... Like I need another..lol Realy though, the truck is just 3 miles from my place so I ran ove and looked at it befor I bid it. It is a pretty solid old truck. I actualy bought it for my son who will be 16 years old in just over a month, and we haven't gotten a whole lot of work done on his little short box I have sitting here for him. I am going to pull the 3 speed manual out of it and slap in an automatic. Clean it up, make it safe and tell him I will turn the title over to him when I see his high school diploma. Anyway, he will be suprized because I haven't even told him about it yet..lol WES www.ClassicHeartbeat.com __________________ On-line catolog Classic Heartbeat Pickup Parts WEHEPP@comcast.net Call us Toll Free (888) 338-2502 Like Us on Facebook No appointment necessary. 72 BB Chevy Custom Deluxe / Custom Camper 67 I-6 (Soon to be 5.7 LS1) Panel 68 BB Chevy Short Bed 72 6.0 LQ9 Short Bed Chevy 4X4 Olympia's fastest growing truck parts supplier. Olympia's home for Wayward Chevys

12-01-2005, 01:46 PM	#43
Mongo YES_____NO Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Somewhere in the vicinity of betelgeuse Posts: 7,351	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Wow He's 16 already?? last time I remember he was 8 or 9 I think. Thats when I had the 66. Damn how time flys. __________________ People many not remember what you said or what you did, but they will remember the way you made them feel. - unknown Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai 1984 Help support the board



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12-01-2005, 03:21 PM	#44
Wootdog Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Va, USA Posts: 1,677	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off I don't care what you say that is funny. I needed that. Kerry __________________ 1969 Chevelle 1990 IROC Z Convertible 2002 Silverado LT

12-01-2005, 03:29 PM	#45
Classic Heartbeat Project Junkie! Fishing Poor!! Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Olympia,Wa. 98512 Posts: 10,768	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off Ya, They do grow up... Here is a picture of him and his shorty that is still 3 or 4 years old... __________________ On-line catolog Classic Heartbeat Pickup Parts WEHEPP@comcast.net Call us Toll Free (888) 338-2502 Like Us on Facebook No appointment necessary. 72 BB Chevy Custom Deluxe / Custom Camper 67 I-6 (Soon to be 5.7 LS1) Panel 68 BB Chevy Short Bed 72 6.0 LQ9 Short Bed Chevy 4X4 Olympia's fastest growing truck parts supplier. Olympia's home for Wayward Chevys

12-01-2005, 03:51 PM	#46
70rs/ss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Northern AZ Posts: 7,271	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off The d@mn thing sold for $200 ish bones!! I thought it started out @$600? He must have dropped the price. I think it has a 67-8 hood on it too? I'd have bought a plane ticket for that price. Couldda, shouldda, outta have, OH WELL

12-01-2005, 05:14 PM	#47
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12-01-2005, 07:39 PM	#48
Classic Heartbeat Project Junkie! Fishing Poor!! Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Olympia,Wa. 98512 Posts: 10,768	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off No, It has the original 72 hood on ot. Someone rattle canned some primer on the front of it. WES www.ClassicHeartbeat.com __________________ On-line catolog Classic Heartbeat Pickup Parts WEHEPP@comcast.net Call us Toll Free (888) 338-2502 Like Us on Facebook No appointment necessary. 72 BB Chevy Custom Deluxe / Custom Camper 67 I-6 (Soon to be 5.7 LS1) Panel 68 BB Chevy Short Bed 72 6.0 LQ9 Short Bed Chevy 4X4 Olympia's fastest growing truck parts supplier. Olympia's home for Wayward Chevys

12-01-2005, 07:49 PM	#49
Classic Heartbeat Project Junkie! Fishing Poor!! Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Olympia,Wa. 98512 Posts: 10,768	Re: Funniest Ebay description ever...Laughed my A$$ off See here they are together...lol __________________ On-line catolog Classic Heartbeat Pickup Parts WEHEPP@comcast.net Call us Toll Free (888) 338-2502 Like Us on Facebook No appointment necessary. 72 BB Chevy Custom Deluxe / Custom Camper 67 I-6 (Soon to be 5.7 LS1) Panel 68 BB Chevy Short Bed 72 6.0 LQ9 Short Bed Chevy 4X4 Olympia's fastest growing truck parts supplier. Olympia's home for Wayward Chevys Last edited by Classic Heartbeat; 10-04-2007 at 07:39 PM.

12-02-2005, 12:13 AM	#50
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