Does anyone have a pattern for a seat cover or a link?

[dmjlambert]

Can you remove what is on your seat and hand to the wife to use as a pattern? What is commonly called "seat cover" is seat upholstery that is installed in place of the original upholstery. I know it sounds weird because you may have been expecting that a seat cover is something that covers up your original upholstery. There is such thing as a seat cover that covers up the original upholstery but it is not as nice.

You are thinking of making what is my dream cover. I thought of making a random patchwork quilt with all parts of different shades of old blue jeans, do the stitching in that double stitch gold thread pattern that is common on the inseam of the blue jeans, and include pockets and zippers and beltloops all over the place, and put some boxer short plaid fabric under the zippers in case one gets unzipped open by a curious person. Ask your wife to make me one, too, pretty please!